Major leagues. Off Andy Pettitte. Sox went on to win 4-1. MILFHUNTER handle suggests you’re a walking douchnozzle.

Obviously. It’s well known that every experience and event is somehow more amazing/authentic/meaningful when it happens in Boston.

Still better:

Even Sherman didn't want to go to downtown Charlotte.

So the Battle of Bentonville didn't happen?

I promise to be a great 3rd owner of a Focus RS

Constantly amazed at how ultra competitive pro athletes and drivers can be.

like a true champ. Apex all the things!!!!

It's amazing what Jeff Gordon can do when Brad Keselowski isn't wrecking him.

I believe it is Phantom being the longest-running Broadway musical with 11,200 performances.

97? Piffle. Get back to me when you've got a number worth bragging about.

cc: Rex Ryan

Fish is the punter/holder. Elliot Fry is the kicker. Congratulations, Deadspin, on making a joke that everyone following the Gamecocks had already made back in August.

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

Apparently, the officials felt acknowledgment for proper "hands up, don't shoot" form was deemed necessary.

I remember when all the experts said he wouldn't make it in the NBA because he couldn't guard anyone. The better question is who can guard him???

NFL: That's a fine.

88 Volvo 245. I bought in 96. It's in the driveway waiting for me to drive it to work on Monday.