"I done wet my britches."

Holy crap, I'm a Deadspin gif. And I can assure you, we get this excited any time we manage not to blow a game like that. Because we're N.C. State.

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I would park it next to a white 308GTS for amusement.

1980 308GTB $30,000

This absolutely spotless 1972 Alfra Romeo 1300 Junior is imo an absolute steal for just $23,750. With just the original 2 Italian owners (family) since new. And it´s not (boringly) red, which is a bonus imo..

I'm confused by this. Why would you self-censor "cunt," but not "asshole," "fuckface," or "fucking"? If you're going to go, go all the way, son!

Two nominations...

It was at this moment that Brad realized.... He had f*cked up

plus he is part owner of the #47 driven by AJ Almendinger

People who claim to hate candy corn are the same people who swear they don't pee in the shower.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

JJ Watt pities fools.

RIP 17,000 venomous creatures run over in this video

All I wanted from this race was for Keselowski not to advance. I'm not very excited by the outcome...

Wow, that's amazing.

The Audi A4 Avant is gone, replaced by the awkward-looking, condescending Allroad. The BMW 5-Series wagon was unceremoniously dumped for the hideous 5-Series GT. The Subaru Forester and Outback are more crossover-like than ever before. The Acura TSX Sport Wagon died so the TLX sedan could live. We're waiting for a new…

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♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, even if your white-ass can't keep the beat! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, if you wouldn't last ten minutes on the street! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know that your coach dances like a creep! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know his PR guy just hit delete! ♫

Who cares? You would have to be a soulless monster to think something that beautiful was foul.