My favorite part:
My favorite part:
"Guy Fieri makes a great host."
You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.
Don't be silly. He meant the Sparks.
I would say Texas is the worst place on earth, but I've never been to Kandahar.
who wouldn't want to go from manhattan beach to plano?
[Donald Sterling] I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.
Am I doing this right?
I think Ambrose is actually Australian.
I can't believe these guys don't see what you did there. They must be new here.
White people do not have to defend, support, or speak out against the actions of white people just because they are also white.
They're all f***ing with you — It's a picture with nothing but t*tties, thousands of t*tties.
Looked okay from here in Indiana.
Did the same thing with my 2 year old last winter. He couldn't have been happier. The only problem is that 2 year olds don't know how to keep their mouths shut. Ratted me out to mom the next day by begging to do donuts when she picked him up from daycare.
In response, Atlanta threw another tire on top of Ohio and stoked it a few times.
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COUGH!
Public transportation can be very enabling of Jalop-type behavior. If you take a train or bus to work, you can justify buying a car that gets horrible gas mileage and has questionable reliability, but is infinitely more fun than the Accord you have now.