What are you doing inside my car?

What's a newspaper?

Can we reinstate the old Kinja comment format?

What he suffered was nothing compared to this new Kinja

I do not like this new kinja experience. Nope. I don't like it at all. Not one bit.

Kinsler should be ecstatic in Detroit. He just signed a 75M extension. He can buy the house of his dreams and still have $74,999,993 left to spend on whatever he wants.

Not gonna fault the guy. I have dozens of throwback jerseys and buy a new hat at every baseball stadium I go to and root for the home team, unless my team is playing. I currently have 26, but no Yankees hat, cuz fuck the Yankees.

This is the only Christian that belongs at fashion week!

Guess what, he plays for the other team.

I'd have loved a C30, but not at $30,000.00

I'm sorry, you must be unfamiliar with The Daily Screencap, a new Deadspin feature we introduced almost two years ago.

I swear this guy drives a van that looks like a dog.

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

From Wikipedia

"He understood from day one that it was better to be defined by championships than by statistics"

"He wants to go out like Michael Jordan."

I think the reason for this one is pretty obvious.

Hard to get two grown men to approach coitus in one of these.

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