JP is a short freaking twerp.

i've heard better....

Someone else's car design and AND he stole the name of his company from a band. Nice fella!

I got the perfect team name...

Cleavlandium Horribilosa

I can't imagine what that was like for him. But I bet as he was rounding the bases, he thought about how I helped put a deck on his house.

"Paper!"

The Ferguson family has a rich history of great names.

Great news! Canon's massive iPF5001 printer will fit into a Mini Clubman's trunk.

But... watching these arrogant, greedy assholes implode publicly is so much fun!

Poor guy. Somebody should just take him out back and put a Bullets on him.

Thank you Richard and Aaron for taking our questions today. My question for both of you:

Last one I could find of the Astros celebrating.

The stretcher, on the other hand, isn't expected to survive.

Does not find juice jokes amusing.

#3 was Richard Childress' number before Earnhardt, he has been using it since 1976. After retiring as a driver he hired Earnhardt to drive and used his number, as it it is the owners choice. So I have no problem with him giving it to his grandson to use.

counterpoint: statistics show that the vast majority of 17 year old males cure boredom through masturbation, not murder.

WTH happened in #4? I don't understand why he was held back?

The fact that people still kill themselves by hanging is odd. It seems like a lot of work.

Man, if she just would've won on the Bachelor—they always end up living happily ever after.