"You're going to fire Mike and Samir and give me more money?"

- man with history of mental issues goes crazy, kills people

This is what I read:

I am interpreting Ortiz' comments a little differently. I read them like this. "Nobody told me what they found. I was taking like 8 different things, but I'm not sure which one they caught me on."

Wow, I hope he doesn't kiss his mothers with that mouth.

Paternity leave isn't complicated. You become a father and then you leave.

Randy Johnson, murder.

Don't fuck this up. This is my life here.

I think this might be a tad more appropriate...

Racism and vertical videos: the two things tearing America apart. Oh, and I'm pretty certain Kenny Chesney is #3.

It turns out that he was burn in the Dominican Republic in 1984 and his real name is Juan Morales.

A lot of people thought Canseco was malicious and trying to deflect attention from himself. Canseco's personality had something to do with it too.

"Ungh ah unf good naga unf unf one arha ahra agaga unf Peter"

Jose Canseco was dirty. He'll have to live with that. But he named names and was ridiculed. The other major players from his era who lied (including those who lied to Congress) were never treated as badly as Canseco was. When the history of this era is written definitively, it would be nice to see Canseco acknowledged…

Dear god, that thing is ugly.

KTVU is reporting that second baseman Wi Ga Chu and shortstop Yu So Dum really pulled a fast one on him.

I'm more concerned about why Chloë Sevigny thought it was ok to attend an event in blackface.