This is in stark contrast to the WNBA draft, in which everyone already had extensions.

#bringbackgrandmama

Worst snob. Chapel Hill grad. You went to a fucking barely-above-average public school, asshole. Yeah their graduate programs are swell, but their undergrad classes are taught TAs who are mailing it in. I mean, hell, even your basketball coach likes Kansas better.

I'm pro ketchup and I don't care who knows.

PS: PLEASE PUT NOTE BACK IN PRINTER PAPER DRAWER FACE DOWN BEFORE LEAVING AND RETURN THE ICE TO THE ICE BATH. THANKS!

"If you love your sister, this is what's gonna happen."

Aw man, I sure don't hope that Phillies fan is ok.

Some say, she bought her first car at 14 months ... and that her mother mixes in 5W30 with her night time bottle ... all we know is that she's the Stig's illegitimate American daughter.

This is Justin Upton

This is hilarious. As far as I know, we've been doing this at RFK (for DC United and other games) for YEARS. I can't imagine them trying to discipline an entire stadium.

Who the hell is chopping onions in my office?

And by gas tank on the wrong side of the car, I guess you mean you never owned a 245, 850, or v70.

It all started when he left Seattle for Texas.

Shut up, A-Rod. Wouldn't you rather spend the summer in Charleston than NYC anyways?

At what point did he try to slap the ball out of your hand?

This is a million times better than the last video Furhman teammates made with Rodney King

Prince Hippo has a long way to go before he's anywhere close to the fighter his father was.

For her part, Deen announced that she was grateful for Jenkins' kind words, adding, "I always thought he was one of the good ones."

The windshield wipers proved crucial in counteracting the rotating force.