I’m so considerate, I fold them back down and push them in for them when I pass in a parking lot.

Chevy Celebrity. 

You mean better made shitty sandwiches are still shitty?

Objectively white is the ugliest car color.

Shorter, narrower, and weighs less than a MINI Clubman, so .. mine?

“Just say no” was Nancy Reagan, not Nixon. Gen X remembers.

You must be new to corporate America.

And soon you’ll wanna know the name of my first dog and what my first grade teacher’s name was.

A very solid $5k car.

I, for one, hope beyond all hope that Kimmel sues Rodgers, McAffee, ESPN, and his bosses at ABC & Disney.

Yeah, I can only imagine that’s how game shows (with nearly all contest-related reality shows are treated legally) have fairly standard rules around contact with others and potential breaches interfering with the game.

Adam Carolla did it best with a lift that came up from the garage so that he could admire the car in his office.

Retuning to set?

DC has been doing this for decades.

And yet the closest self-wash carwash to my house in Charlotte is 10 miles away.

He also filed a police brutality suit against the cops that arrested him.

Art imitating life imitating art imitating life.

So basically, IndyCar needs someone in the front office to attend a freshman-level marketing class and take good notes.

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Slow Joe Crow knows.