I’ve lived in Wilmington. The traffic is quaint there. But you’re right, the roads have been shit for at least 30 years.

Welcome to adulthood and the joys of trying to consume content.

This will be the company’s lasting legacy.

Welcome to Charlotte, where we have Brodozed, angry eyed, Carolina Sqauted Wranglers and SUVs only ever occupied by one person that take up 1 1/2 lanes.

I loved Goon.

Wrong guy. You’re thinking Mohammed bin Salman.

I like to imagine a world where Anthony gets kicked out of the band after Mother’s Milk and they hire Mike Patton as their new lead singer.

Their pensions. End of list.

Good. 

Base v6 automatic Mustang of a Dodge Journey.

Wait wait wait wait. The president of Nintendo US’s name is Bowser?

The irony of The Beach is now that beach is closed because all the tourists destroyed it. It may have reopened, but it was closed in the late aughts when I visited Thailand.

Popeye’s is trash. The Carolina’s have spoken.

Perhaps, juuust maybe, people have decided — post COVID — that experiences are better than stuff?

#10 - That’s a Fiesta.

1 of 199. Some high school kid totaled theirs when they rear-ended my ‘88 245, stopped at a red light.

Mine.

Disappointed when I learned what kind of piracy he is accused of.

Style is subjective, but I’m going Subaru Crosstrek for this one.