I’ve been sneaking food for at least 35 years—started as a kid sneaking Fresh Market popcorn and M&Ms into the Twins on Mermon in Asheville to see ET. I regularly sneak full meals from McDs and Wendy’s (fountain drink included). Blimpie’s subs are underrated.

Let’s get stupid. I’m in the market for a Spridget as a fifth car.

There’s a better than zero chance that this was given to him to review for his -- ya know -- car show. 

Why does this new Ferrari look like a 7 yo McClaren?

If you’ve ever actually been to Hawaii you’ll know the true answer. They even joke about it.

Back when the best birthday parties were at McDonalds.

Bullshit. Everyone knows 1977 belongs to Bojangles.

I’m currently wearing my Obama ‘08 shirt.

Not even close to $24k. Sorted low to high.

That bloated, electrified, offbrand hunk of China is not a P1800. Thanks for playing.

The Volvo Coupé - Next Gen Volvo P1800

No doubt. As a lifelong bleeding-heart liberal in the Old North State, the last three elections (2016, 2018 & 2019) have grown in importance. This one is even more important.

This. I just broke a HF breaker bar that I bought because I needed it one time 3 years ago. I’ve since used in on about every job because it makes getted started so easy.

Colin Jost is clearly the king of Staten Island.

Menawhile, NASCAR media members are poking fun at Alex Bowman openly talking about an anxiety attack and how he was about to throw up during yesterday’s Charlotte Roval race. At least the fans get it.

Legit thought that was a Corvette in the picture until I read the headline.

You’ve just described 99% of the federal government.

No Naked Gun?

If a place makes a bad Reuben or has a special twist on “their” Reuben, run away.

Who?