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I sold my 2016 Focus ST to Cravana. It took a week’s worth of emails to set up the deal, I showed up on a Saturday, they gave me a bottle of water, completed the walkaround, they handed me a check, and called me a Lyft. It took 14 minutes.

OMG, It looks the same as the last 911.” — The same people that complained about the Z Proto, probably.

This 911 looks too much like the last 911.” - People

Oh it’s that thing where everything is confusing and I can’t find anything and everything looks like clickbait so I won’t click for fear of being dragged off and thrown in a dungeon by my own corporate overlords.

A Spyker ate a Boxter i8?

Me either. I live in a moderately affluent part of Charlotte—mid-century houses in the mid 6 figures. There a two Lambo Urus and a Bentley Bentayga I see on a fairly regular basis on the road. Who spends as much on their car payment as their house payment?

No pedestrians were harmed in the filming of this run.

Look up “Dead Red” laws. In many states bikes are permitted to run red lights and stop signs.

Faux wood paneling or GTFO.

My wife is wrong. I’m not an asshole after all.

What’s cable?

Outback is always the answer in Asheville. It’ll do 110% of all the stuff you claim to want to do, easily fit four, and that labradoodle the kids want, 4 bike, a canoe, and and lugage.

“No one could have predicted this.” - Raphael Orlove

My neighbor wanted $10k for his non-running ‘84 930 in 1996. I walked away because it “didn’t run.”

Buy a match. 

When someone mentions compression or gear ratios my eyes glaze over. They might as well start speaking Mandarin.

Some jackass here in Charlotte missed the perfect opportunity to show off their Carolina Squat.

Minivan or Outback. Runaway from any “crossover” vehicle.

Face/Off is all kinds of horrible.