Pretty Krafty par if you ask me.

Most women in Pittsburgh will tell you it’s, toss then heave

That doesn’t somehow make it/him any less excruciatingly idiotic, embarrassing, or awful. That makes him about as funny and clever and interesting as the average dipshit Internet comment troll. except even more fucking stupid.

My HS history teachers might have failed me and maybe I missed something, but are you really going to make that comparison?

Weird he says these things. His tattoos and choice of hairstyle mark him as a rational person who thinks carefully about things before he acts.

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

I don’t think I’d be able to help myself if I was at a party with a Koch brother. Oh you need a drink? PULL YOUR ASS BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND GET ONE YOURSELF. Oh you don’t like people smoking in your living room, David? STOP REGULATING THIS PARTY.

Can’t argue with that. Especially when there’s this.

He’s had diplomatic immunity before (used to attempt state-sanctioned mass murder).

Here in Toronto I met a member of the Getty family who had the largest stereo system I’ve ever seen coupled with a god awful taste in music. I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt. Lastly I smoked copius amounts of hash in Israel with a Hearst.

Shouldn’t Jared be negotiating peace in the Middle East right now? I thought he was supposed to single-handedly solve thousands of years of violence and, you know, show the rest of the world how it’s done.

Well in this timeline, the joker is basically the president. No need to crash a party full of your supporters and people pretending to hate you!

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Can you imagine having to “party” with Ivanka and Jared?

Costume party theme was “villains”.

Like, how fucked-up do you have to be to have a thought process like: “To Nazi, or not to Nazi... I reaaally want to Nazi, though. I just hope nobody takes my picture...”

I read that and thought “maybe, just maybe not dress up as a nazi then?”

Says something about his priorities doesn’t it. I’d be in pretty serious trouble if photos surfaced of me in Nazi-cosplay. I avoid this by not dressing up as a Nazi, which is pretty easy when you have no desire to dress up like a Nazi. 

Sure, it’s just a job... you know, unless your entire family was wiped out by them in a senseless genocide, in which case, it’s an insult to that family.

Then your share of acting may be paltry. It is acting, period.