Did you know that Herb Hoover got his name from the way he bogarted joints like a fucking vacuum? Puff, puff, pass, Herb. This is why the people hated you.

The Cavs were -7 in the 210 minutes Lebron was on the floor this series, and -27 in the 30 minutes he sat. I feel like you are just helping make his point.

Kudos to Kevin Durant and I’m sincerely happy that he got his chip. I personally have no qualms with him teaming up with the Warriors to create a dynastic Monstars-type team that will tear through the league for years to come (if all goes according to plan). Hell, if I could do it too, I would in a New York minute.

I will never get tired of telling all the black people in my life who used to get pissed at me for hating Cosby’s creepy Uncle Tom ass I fucking told you so. I had to cut off several family members when they started accusing me of being an Uncle Tom for believing the “white media trying to bring a good man down”. …

For many reason, I’m clinging to the memory of Mister Rogers these days.

Mister Rogers. That a man like him lived is comforting.

I for one, cant wait to see the look on the face of this predator when he is convicted. And I can’t bear to think about how the women that he preyed upon will continue to be insulted and mentally assaulted by those that have continued to stand beside him and minimize his behavior.

The tragedy isn’t this man’s fall from grace, it’s that he was able to make us believe that he was, in fact, Heathcliff Huxtable, when it was just another character he played. He’s been doing it his whole life, and now we get to see who he really his. He’s not a mentor, he’s not a family man, he’s just another Goddamn…

the dark truth is that some people have such low self-esteem that they will grasp at any straw to feel better about themselves. a high percentage of people don’t give a shit.

I don’t get why anyone cares whether or not someone else likes a thing in the right way. How do you have so much energy to devote to worrying about that shit?

Same reason I wear my Mike Vick jersey when I take my terrier to the dog park.

Your odds of becoming a Cleveland fan have to be something like 3-1, right?

Soldiers.

So, this is how the “natural born Citizen” fight gets started.

So does this mean that we can now send Ted Cruz packing back to Canada?

This is the woman who, as a child, so grouchy they didn’t live in a “normal” neighborhood to have a lemonade stand and she and her brothers made their nanny and butler pay for the lemonade instead, casually noting how they had to “dig deep in their pockets” for the change to do so.