And a housekeeper.

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

We're not pro-death or pro-abortion, we're pro-letting-women-decide-for-themselves-what-to-do-with-their-own-uteri, aka pro-choice.

The anti-choice crowd cannot accurately be called "pro-life" because birth is far more dangerous than an abortion, and because many women have died from pregnancy related issues, including…

If you scroll down past all the blah blah about doing good, they do lay out the specifics. They are partnering with Covenant House, but oddly there are no hyper links that I can find....now will the site let me cut/paste the specifics for you.hmmm

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

So... are there or are there not going to be enchiladas?

Well, yeah, because someone has to teach my kids to walk in heels, and I sure as hell can't.

He's not _my_ boyfriend. I'm far too black.

This was back in 2009, so all I knew him for at the time was the 1st season of Flight of the Conchords (which I loved). They were playing a concert in Minneapolis that night, and we were staying at the same hotel as them. We ran into them in the lobby and chatted a bit, but then we left to go to a bar cause it was…

Nice! I remember being the little smarty pants who would piss off her friends when watching Pocahontas by reminding them it was all bullshit.

I love your feral child connection to the text. When I used to teach 12th grade English and we read Frankenstein, I would assign my students a research paper. One of their topic…

I'd love to say it gets better when they're teenagers, but it doesn't.

I sure that after a thorough investigation we'll find out that these are all closely held business with deep religious convictions about helping the poor and unfortunate.Even if they have to help keep people poor to do it.Because the more people who are poor,the more they can help.

Do you at least provide union bennies?

Apparently that's not all they had.

The ones who exist in his head.

Agreed. Plus, her charitable foundation has been building schools in poor parts of Colombia since the late 1990s, well before she made it big beyond South America, after the release of her first English-crossover album.

Depends—would it be all the crazy shit that went down in Overlook Hotel in the 1920's or the story about all the boring shit that Jack was doing before he got there? One of those plot lines is wildly superior to the other!

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"