bootlegginger
bootlegginger
bootlegginger

Deportations? You mean Government Mandated 36th-trimester Abortions? And those are free, right? OBAMACARE!

I love both the Daily Show and Colbert Report, but every night they're almost soul crushing to watch.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

Unfollow? I unfriend.

Fuck I miss smoking.

I can't believe I ever liked this guy.

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

i remember on a highschool German student exchange we went to a pool and everyone just dropped trou right standing on their towels to change into bathingsuits. i was born and raised by hippies in australia-also fairly nudie-loving place-so i was pretty meh about it, but apparently the canadians thought this was THE

Naked. Warm. Beer. Who wouldn't want these things?

I like this comment, because I want to see the nudists and the Speedo fans FIGHT IT OUT.

I grew up in a small town in the Midwest without cable television. While I had music lessons & took dance my entire life, my only exposure to the arts was whatever came to town at the Civic Center and whether we could afford to go.

Let's all raise a vodka stinger in her memory.

Exactly. More of a palate cleanser, a dick-sorbet (perhaps an "amuse bush", for the unmanicured gentlemen involved) and not the whole meal deal.

I saw the headline and assumed it was a dumb new wedding photography trend.

Dear Close Friend,

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

How is Nicole Scherzinger's grandfather a priest? I imagine that her mom/dad was born and then he went down that road, but I 'm curious! Did her grandmother pass away? Cause if they divorced, he wouldn't be able to join, right? I'm not really sure why I give a fuck.

LMAO just stop.