NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! That would be completely different because....reasons.

They just haven’t driven through the right parts of DC for that to happen.

“Six antifa vehicles! Six antifa vehicles,” a trucker said over the CB radio. “Keep your heads on a swivel!” another trucker yelled.

or son of Delorean: Cybertruck!!

Delorean. I feel like they didn’t even try to paint the cars.

Seriously. I remember going on a couple of tours in Europe, and initially being surprised at how cheap gas was. Then I realized it was for liters, not gallons. And this was in like 2004 

I love this take.

just wait til the mid-terms so it actually has a shot at working and giving you ... President Kamala Harris? Are you gonna repeat the procedure until you get like the Speaker of the House as lame-duck in January ‘25?

Or I guess you mean to say that you want Obama back? He’s the guy who made oil cheap by fostering…

A ‘fairly insane’ $4.74? We haven’t had it that cheap for years. UK price, allowing for US v Imperial gallons, is around $7.70 and climbing.

I’m pretty sure you don’t need a gps to get from Scranton to DC. It’s like three turns.

Here come the strangely defensive nerds. Popcorn at the ready.

Declare it an armed insurrection, respond accordingly.

A Honda Fit turned out to be a good investment with zero depreciation? Who knew?

Man, Stellantis is gonna be pissed. That’s ruined their SEO for the new trim level on the 1500.

BLAME CANADA!

Arrest them? Get the tow trucks out, impound their vehicles, and lock them up. I don’t understand why this is difficult.

The MAGAts that I know praising this convoy crap are the same annoyances that were saying protests in Minneapolis that block traffic should all be charged with felonies and or killed outright. https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/05/31/breaking-semi-truck-appears-to-drive-through-protest-marchers-on-i-35w-bridge/

This ‘protest’ is the dumbest shit ever, but I do love to see the Maroun lose money. Fuck them.

That’s nothing in comparison to what a US hospital will charge you. 

I prefer the headline used for this story on the Daily Pessimist website:
Woman Brings Crying Baby Onboard 11 Hour Flight