My brother had a weimeroner (sp?) who, as a puppy, liked to eat rocks..his belly would get so full it would drag on the ground. He had to be operated on twice. He was, incidentally, not bright.

Ooh nice one.

I once did that with chili...in public. I kept cleaning off one spill and then look down and I'd spilled again. It happened like four times. Eventually I had to go out to the car and get a different shirt to change into. This is why my mother would never buy me white clothes as a child.

I laughed and laughed. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

My Tuesday tasted like a Taco Bell Volcano Queserito by which I mean to say it tasted like shame.

Wow, that’s impressive! My friend’s lab mix once ate 47 Cadbury eggs, but he consumed the wrappers as well. He was totally fine but his poop was very shiny for a few days.

Golden retrievers are the same way. And you're right, they're like goldfish!

“a human Thundershirt” Well-done, bravo, A+. I lol’d for real.

I thought you were joking!

My mom does this! I just asked her why and she said, “Because it’s easier to keep track of on the other end.” (Meaning for bookkeeping purposes). My dad, who manages their finances, looks at her like she’s an idiot and says, “No, it doesn’t.”

Who's adorable children are those? They are rocking those tutus!

Yes, I think he’s one of my favorite DAs that they’ve had and he's a great actor. I actually like all the main characters (though I miss Stabler, Munsch, and Captain Cragen). I just feel like the writing and plot lines have deteriorated in quality.

The pink Cadillac is definitely a scam. There are only like 1200 of them even being driven (so .2% of Mary Kay reps have one) and most of the women who have them make less than 30k a year including the cost of the car and often end up having to pay for a good portion of that car’s lease when they don’t meet…

Certainly not disputing your point, but I was just doing some reading on this topic today where several sources referred to that Thomas Jefferson quote as “questionable” as it does not appear in any of his known writings, though there are plenty of similar sentiments that are verified.

I can’t stop looking at this. I am mesmerized by the awfulness of that man’s hair. Just...why?

That's a good one!

This story is better written than almost all of the stories in the actual article.

My first thought was “Holy Electra Complex!” You beat me to it...

Wow, I have been ordering the wrong drinks! Last time I was at an airport bar, I paid 20 dollars for a Bloody Mary.