My grandma used to make peanut butter, mayonnaise and lettuce sandwiches. They aren't as bad as you'd think, though I would never make one for myself.

I was Malvolio in Twelfth Night in high school! He was notoriously wronged...but such a jerk. So much fun.

I would absolutely watch that.

Pam is the best thing ever but I agree with Archer; I like her better when she's not a drug addict.

My brother went through substance abuse counseling with a program that taught moderation...which is fine for alcohol but they also were applying the same principles to cocaine which just seemed...not quite right.

He makes up fake names unless the submission specifically gives him permission to use a real one.

I'm from central coast California and based on an informal poll of my girlfriends, it's not really much of a thing here. I mean, most of us have had some guy make kissy noises at us from his car at some point or cat called by construction workers (always with the construction workers!) but it certainly doesn't happen…

I have also had sex in a parked vehicle in a church parking lot! Presbyterian, though.

Oh man, I'd love to go to that library!

I didn’t witness this sacrilegious moment but according to family lore, my uncle (who was raised Unitarian) went to church with a girlfriend in high school and was found by the table holding the communion wafers, shoveling said wafers into his mouth because he thought they were snacks.

My mom had a 7th grade English teacher whose name was Harry Weiner. He was very well liked, but damn, teaching junior high with a name like that. I would at least go by Harold.

Pussit Lewis.

Wow that’s a really common element of the recurring billing as a scam model- which is usually a telemarketing thing. Legitimate recurring billing services (like Netflix and Hulu) make it easy to cancel. I briefly worked for a company in college that had a 90 day trial except that instead of having to cancel within 90…

Yeah I bet Whole Foods has this and I KNOW that William Sonoma does (if you want to spend 15 bucks on cake mix).

That means he's gonna have to deport his own wife because he's an anchor-husband. (Twice he's been an anchor-husband!)

Yeah my brother just married a Peruvian (they live in Panama) and while it was relatively easy to get the new baby her paperwork even though she wasn’t born in the US, they’re having a hell of a time getting my brother's new wife so much as a tourist visa because they're apparently afraid she just won't leave because…

Yeah I wanted to post this on facebook with some commentary about why it’s awful but I don't want to give her the page views.

Ugh me too. And it was someone I really like except that they continued to defend this video as “the truth” even after I explained why it was awful. Then all her shitty friends chimed in about how hilarious it was and I just couldn't deal.

Ugh this bitch. A Facebook friend posted this a couple days ago and I responded that it was fucking awful and my friend then proceeded to explain how it was so true and how some people like herself dont respond well to being coddled and just need to be told the truth, straight up. I tried to explain why it was awful…

She’s a shitty Jenna Marbles knock off except that Jenna Marbles is actually kinda funny and doesn’t shit all over fat people.