My cat would meow loudly and incessantly the whole way. People would hate us.

It sounds like you’d be better off taking Emsam, an old school MAOI that also primarily works on dopamine. It increases labido for a lot of people, sometimes to an extreme degree of promiscuity. (I’ve read about people who took it who were leaving work in the middle of the day to have sex on the regular) Part of it is…

I was maybe a size 16 at the time and had a chair at a friend’s house literally shatter beneath me. Apparently no one sat in that chair because it was kind of broken already but no one was nice enough to tell me before I sat in it. It was actually kind of hilarious but if it had been in a restaurant I wou have been…

I just paid 36 dollars with tip for a pizza. Southern California. It is really good pizza though.

Im always nervous about checking my carry on even if I have checked luggage because it has all the essentials in case my checked bags get lost which they do all the time. I've learned my lesson on a couple international trips and now try to avoid the last minute checked carry on if at all possible.

I had it pickled and it was not bad flavor wise but definitely rubbery.

My best friend always used to say that you could shit on my plate and I'd still tip 20%. And it's pretty much true.

I just told my boyfriend that if I found out he tipped 10%, I would leave him. (Actually, I'd probably just shame him into doing better). You are more tolerant than I am.

And it's only a $1.99 on Kindle! This is so what I'm doing today, thanks for the recommendation!

I mean, weird to review the post office and CVS, but her reviews aren't particularly crazy or interesting in any way. She's fairly literate and doesn't seem unreasonable (other than the fact that she's reviewing the post office.)

At a friend's wedding, she threw the bouquet and it got caught in the rafters. Then later, she and I were standing chatting and the bouquet fell down and basically landed in my hands. The bride grabbed it from me and threw it again. At the time, I was certain this meant I was going to be single forever.

I like it with pepperoni and jalapeños. So good. Haven't had it in a while because my boyfriend is also not a fan.

I guess you wouldn't be interested in sharing my favorite pizza: pepperoni, jalapeños, and pineapple, though I can see that being improved with some roasted garlic.

Agree. It's vile. The texture is almost as bad as the smell.

I've eaten a big hunk of stinking durian fruit. I was an exchange student and my host family offered me some and I didn't want to be rude so I choked it down. It might taste okay if it wasn't for the fact that it smells like rotting garbage. It was not delicious.

I met Ron Jeremy at a club in Los Angeles. My brother, who used to own some adult sites, had met him at a convention and offered to introduce me. He was so drunk (or high) he could barely keep his head up and kept nodding off. I shook his hand and said brightly, "I loved you on The Surreal Life!" He nodded and…

Your username is the best thing ever. It's possible I've told you this before, but apparently I can't get over it.

What state, if you don't mind me asking? I live in California and we're supposed to have the strictest gun laws in the country and I feel like everyone I know has one.

I find him, both the actor and the character he plays on GOT, super boring. I don't get the appeal at all.

I have to shower every day because I'm stinky and have oily hair. I would love to be able to do it less often but yesterday I tried and my boyfriend came home and told me he could smell me, so...no go.