As a Central Coast Californian who busts out the Uggs and hoodies when it drops below 70, that sounds cold to me.

Sugar my noodle, he's too cute! And he looks remorseful.

My Goldie would spit out any lettuce the second it touched his lips, but would snorf down literally anything else, including say, tin foil and paper clips. He once ate an entire pizza off the coffee table in the time it took me to get plates from the kitchen.

Metamucil?

I've been calling for more full frontal male nudity on GOT since it came out, mainly because I want to see Jaime Lannister's wiener.

Yeah, they're the best, sweetest most loyal dogs in the world, but they aren't terribly bright...however, if they can figure out what you want them to do, they'll do it. (They just might not be able to figure it out.)

My Goldie, the dog love of my life, would eat literally anything you gave him, except for lettuce. He'd catch it and then spit it out as soon as it hit his mouth. Dog would've eaten paper clips and tin foil but lettuce was a no go.

Was that one ripped from the headlines, too? I didn't think it was a very good episode. What is it based on?

I have seen literally every episode of Law & Order SVU. While I understand that it's always been pretty awful (but so satisfying in its reliably repetitive narcotic like way), this season has been especially terrible. I don't think I can justify watching it for much longer. Maybe just one more episode...

What is this "fake juice" you speak of? Like Sunny Delight?

This video made me want an engagement ring even less than I already did.

Another tasty Mexican soup that does not have tomatoes or tripe in it is pozole. It's pork and hominy in a green chili broth (or at least, that's how I've usually had it) and it's delicious.

All of the matzo ball soups I've ever had also had shredded chicken and carrots and celery in them.

That dog is my spirit animal.

Do you mind me asking where you live that homeschooling is illegal? I've never heard of that.

That was a good burn.

Not just Pennsylvania. You can be fired for being gay in 29 states and you can be fired for being transgender in 34 states. That's pretty fucked up and clearly needs to change.

Noooo, don't tell me this. I still have traumatic flashbacks from our Bedbug Infestation of 2011. Worst month ever.

That's all kinds of adorable.

I don't know what that is, but this made me laugh so hard I snorted.