It sounds like something I would read in fortune cookie.

Clay Aiken was actually outed by someone he'd sent pictures to and had cybersex with. I would have hoped for a bit more compassion.

YES. I've been saying this to everyone I know each time the NFL's fuckery comes up. I'm much more of a soccer fan though, and Hope Solo is an abusive menace.

Kathie Lee and Hoda are literally the smartest women in the country. They found a way to get paid to get drunk and talk about inappropriate shit. I raise my glass in your honor, ladies.

Kat, I'm a fan of you, and I will forever love you for your write-up on Gunma, so please understand that I say this from a place of love:

David Bowie would have worn this during the Ziggy Stardust period and there's a couple looks that Steven Tyler could pull off.

I agree. There are a few shirts and jackets in there that look batshit crazy when paired with other crazy patterns, but with some black jeans or something more simple, could look awesome.

I don't understand why they couldn't have just left out the "for sexual gratification" parts and made it illegal to take photos without permission from angles which or in a manner which takes advantage of loose clothing and exposes areas of the body that a reasonable wearer of that clothing would expect to remain…

Okay. This looks like someone went a-digging through Lily Tomlin's wardrobe castoffs from 9 to 5, chopped them up and then sort of draped them strategically on the models. And sometimes bell bottoms. And sometimes my father's favorite tie that he wore to work in 1979. But in this case it's not just a tie, it's more an…

Bailey Daley

They're called reading glasses because you use them to read standard sized copy. If it were too small to be reasonable, you need a magnifying glass. 12 point text in most typefaces looks like you lack the experience to adequately fill a page or you're applying for a position in hospice care. Horsey text doesn't look…

Kimye will try by sneak in, but secret service played by Damon and Affleck will kick them out, after which Kanye will go on 5 hours rant on CNN.

It's nothing personal! I just find her lack of self-awareness inherently hilarious.

Can't stop looking. Her hair, even in its mortal mullet form is mesmerizing.

He's not required to appear because he is the defendant. All testimony before the grand jury can be used at trial so lawyers are often not keen on allowing their clients to testify.

Lots of doctors don't take insurance, including one of my mom's and the DO who fixed my husband's back. You can take the bills and submit them to your health insurance carrier after you pay for it out of pocket, and you might get reimbursed, depending on your policy.

Also, I have no interest in stealing something I can buy. The only time I steal is when it's not available in my country. When it's available, I pick it up. (This is how I feel about television shows and movies, too).