The whole food ratio is totally off, I think they let one of the really young kids make the menu.

We need a

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

Someone's going to do it...

These nude celebrity leaks are getting out of hand, does he have no shame?

I think it's clear from the video that he doesn't appreciate being spied on but, gentleman that he is, gamely puts up with it, even puckishly rolling around a moment for the entertainment he knows it will bring his many fans.

Oh my gosh. I hope he's in jail.

My best friend in HS had a boyfriend with a "cool" parent. He used to let us spend the weekend at his house and get trashed. He provided all the beer and kept the party going. Two or three times some of the other girls and I would wake up with our pants undone, but always figured we must have done it when we were…

Attempt? They saved it!! That was no attempt!

I knew a few kids with "cool parents" back in the day. No curfew, no rules, unlimited access to tv (including dads porn channels), alcohol. I did not envy them one bit. Most kids do want boundaries because it makes them feel safe and at least they have a handy excuse for not doing scary, dangerous stuff. "I can't…

I'm glad that other dog finally stepped up! I sensed the one in the pool thinking, "What the fuck? Why am I the only one going the distance here?!"

Besides being irresponsible and bad role models and endangering their kids, what kind of pathetic underdeveloped 37-year-old wants to party with a bunch of 14-year-olds? Like, what would you even talk about? I'm 27 and here's the extent of my conversation with 14-year-olds:

I love that the one dog had to pause to take a couple drinks before concerning himself with the tire. Priorities!

I'm glad they rescued that tire, they seemed pretty distressed about the whole thing. You can see the anger/sadness in the dog's eyes when he looks over to the camera like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE WHILE TED IS DROWNING!? HELP US!" and it just breaks my heart just a tiny bit.

Also yeah I…

From Team Dog Headquarters:

Bullshit. Every few years there's someone peddling an answer to this, usually when they have a book to sell. We'll never know who did it.

If you're born into the Lucky Sperm Club you'll never have to work again. If Miley hadn't been born to Billy Ray Mullet we'd all be living blessedly Miley free lives - free of the simpering idiocies of this brainless, privileged twit.

Lorde winning Best Rock Video proves idiot Gene's point as she does pop music. It's great that a woman finally won that award, and it would've been better if it was a woman who actually did rock music.