"Honey, I think something's wrong. I can't seem to penetrate you."

Talk about mooching off the teat of socialized medicine, no?

Beyond the free healthcare because the patriarch was an elected official for a second, they also have had their home declared a church for all sorts of illegitimate tax breaks. Also, families like this tend to be extremely frugal - all clothes from the Goodwill and then endlessly hand-me-downed and mended. And if you…

"Am I getting your *checks manual* clitoris?"

Can we appreciate the Kardashians the same way?

I think they can best be appreciated from the safe distance of an entire ocean away.

little known fact, im an Earl AND an O.B.E.

I can't judge you because I'm totally going to watch this.

Why are yanks so obsessed with our royal family? I must admit I'm fond of them but this sounds like an awful idea. Even worse with Collins, who I absolutely cannot stand. Eh.

there is a show called 'too cute' from animal planet where they follow a bunch of baby doggies around with a camera for 40 minutes. at first i scoffed, but after a week like this, i sure the fuck don't need to watch house of cards.

Now I just feel sad about the state of these people's careers. And what's with the hair situation on Queen Hurley's King (King Consort?)? Poor things.

Mother, why had thou not diversified thine potato diet when thou delivered me?

Is this the biggest glass you have? NO SERIOUSLY, IS IT?!

So I'm guessing Channing Tatum would be Sky Masterson and JGL would be Nathan Detroit? I can dig this ...

I do too, though casting these two would be difficult, because the heavier singing would fall on Chan (!!!) and the dancing on Levitt, and it should be the other way.

I think there's a difference between Misty Copeland's type of "empowerment" advertising and those like the Dove Beauty Campaign. In Copeland's Under Armour ads, the focus is not on her body as an object that needs to be physically improved, nor is it about promoting the importance of one's physical appearance; it's…

Better Homes and Gardens. Or Real Simple.

I think the point that sending a *mens* magazine with the Lands End catalog is a good point - when I think of Lands End's target audience, young men don't come to mind. And while middle-aged men might wear LE clothes, I'll bet you dollars to donuts that it's their wives buying those polo shirts.

Wow, was the Lands End fanbase not the one to make this mistake with. I like some of their stuff, but if you dressed only in Lands End stuff, people might think you were a Mennonite. It's sensible... everything.