Conveniently, I ran across this pic yesterday and it seems relevant

Instead of Serenity Now, them Canucks just channel all their innate cussing to one trucker.

Hmm.

“It was rare, to say the least, to see a black singer on stage at such a white event”

“It’s a Jeep thing...”

And that’s still missing one thing (2 things)

You’re intro image is almost perfect, it’s just missing one thing.

I want to smack every Wrangler I see running those poison green headlights.

I’d still rather have a small or medium-sized truck without a huge cabin, that weighs in at about 3300 lbs, and uses all this new tech to eke out 28-30 mpg average (no, not diesel). Sure, it’s a pipe dream, but I don’t want nor need something the size of a tow truck and has the towing capacity to tow a semi.

Cheap too!

A jeep in a Michigan winter? Well that’s one way to make it lighter. You need a p71 my friend, best winter beater I’ve had so far. It’s also great for snownuts.

Fix project swiss cheese to drive, then move the J10 outside, put a cover over it if you want, and work on the CJ in the comfort of a garage. Problems solved (apart from finding the problem with the XJ in the first place).

Wrenching party? Wrenching party!

Beat me to the “Universal Clarkson Wrench,” so I’ll just go with the next most obvious:

I already have herpes and a piece of shit car.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE