Nope, the developers straight up said that the game itself - apart from events like Uprising - are non-canon.

I doubt this kind of stuff is Activision’s fault, since it’s the same playbook as Destiny 1. The culprit here, I think, is largely that all the improvements that made D1 the excellent game it was by the end were done by the Live Team, while the Destiny 2 team was heads down working on this and, apparently, ignoring…

Since I now look like a crazy person responding to the word “dsxghdfj” (thank you Kinja), I’ll note here that the original post was talking about how Destiny 2 is essentially an MMORPG and how it’s pretty standard for games like World of Warcraft to lock players out of content every time an expansion rolls around.

I love how every time someone shits on a game an internet commenter likes, it’s either “You spent a bunch of time/money on it and only then realized you didn’t like it?” or “You barely played it, what do you know?”

Or not, since you know... Nintendo has never actually done that with any of its native titles. So far Nintendo hasn’t adulterated any of its first-party console titles with microtransactions or non-additive multiplayer, and they’ve shown absolutely zero sign that they intend to.

The impression I get from this is that it’s basically all the less-fun parts of animal crossing (the grinding and busywork) with none of the charming payoff that makes Animal Crossing what it is.

If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.

Filming and producing (the process of ‘making the movie’) are different things.

Perhaps a better way to put it is that he did want to win the presidency, but he didn’t want the job.

Voiced by Will Smith, Owen Wilson and George Lopez.

Funnily enough, his ‘win’ could ensure he’s not able to replace Melania until he’s too old to care. She didn’t want the role, but a 4-year stretch (god help us all) could ensure she’s the true & final Widow Trump.

Or, is it possible that people might actually care what she has to say about Animal Crossing, and that by spending as much as she did she pushed the game to its limits, attempting to force out any hidden redeemable moments, and in acknowledging that it lacked any, finished her review with a genuinely humorous…

To be fair, $120 to her is likely equivalent to the $0.10 I found behind the couch cushion this morning.

Once they open the books I’m pretty sure she isn’t going to be a wealthy widow.

Rich widow, poor widow, black widow... We’ll take whatever form we can get!

What job? First Lady isn’t a paid position with real responsibilities. It’s a sexist, thankless throwback from the days before wives were allowed to have separate lives and careers from their husbands and were expected to be a full time mothers and help-mates. I don’t have many nice things to say about Melanie Trump…

Shit. Now I have an idea for a DreamWorks franchise and a ton of guilt for it.

The weirdest thing about the Netflix inaction: Does anybody even watch that show he’s in? What on Xenu’s green earth are they keeping it around for?

Alongside white nationalists

I guess this is how the background characters in a Twilight Zone episode feel? Like, Trump has literally got everything he ever wanted (except a football team) and it’s brought him nothing but misery.