Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

How can you hate Aziz? Master of None was pretty damn good.

Despite the truly awful situation those men had to endure (with cops involved and prolly suspecting a break-in, that could have been deadly, FFS), that photo and that tweet are everything.

I love how hollywood when advertising this movie keeps trying to point to ‘humanity’ as the ‘good guys’ and the ones they should be rooting for. yet the majority of people show their green colors when popping up to see this XD FOR THE HORDE!

i bet you’re fun at parties

There’s been an ongoing conversation—I remember it being sparked with The Fault in Our Stars, for example—about how stories like this tend to treat sick or disabled characters as less than fully human. Instead, they function as lessons for able-bodied protagonists that they need to “live like they were dying” (ugh).…

It’s almost like we shouldn’t be ignoring rape kits. Who knew?

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

Yet those of us who what her from abroad are constantly reminded that America hasn’t embraced her because she is too black. I guess we can just wait until she dies and everyone will claim their piece of her like is happening with Ali.

Is it me or is that son of a bitch smiling as the dad lunges at him and misses?

I, too, am getting really fucking tired of being told how to feel about it from every goddamn angle of life. It’s like-guess what? I’m sad the gorilla died, I feel for the mother who was probably scared beyond belief and ALSO, I think she maybe screwed up some, plus I am able to see the rationale behind shooting the…

I know you probably didn’t mean it, but in this context, it’s really not a great idea to talk about wanting to smack her.

Stacey, I have some good news for you. Even with all of the gun control you are supposedly against, you would still be able to have a gun! I know, it is so exciting. You know who wouldn’t be able to have a gun? Your abusive ex. Double win right there!

This is not the color of a healthy poo. This is Bad Poop Brown.

You know they will. Her family will want to raise the baby in their own country I'm sure. What a fabulous argument for a high-priced attorney to make: this baby is an American citizen and should not be raised elsewhere.

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

This guy’s lawyer says: “It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with.”

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I wanted to say, "Oh cool," but then I looked and those look...off. Perhaps because no one — including everyone in those photos — has completely even skin tone.