Don: "I love puppies." That line made this the best episode of the season.

Ha that was just my brain being derpy.

Oh, come on. At least give poor Joey Fatone the benefit of being recognized as a former N*SYNC member, not a Backstreet Boy!

Joey Fatone was in *NSYNC, YO. I can't EVEN.

I love Jessica so, so much.

I lived there for 6 months and if I still did, I would totally hang out with you. (Just once at first. Y'know. To see if we got along...)

Hello from Harlem! For and foremost, welcome to NYC and congrats on living in such a great borough. I love Brooklyn. My advice is to give it time. I made a lot of friends through work and my roommates when I first moved here and I no longer hang out with any of those people because they weren't what I wanted in…

What does a good vampire girl do when her daddy is a psycho with a God delusion? #jessicaproblems PS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ON JUNE 16!

Totally agree with the handbags with giant ugly brand name logos!

I am 7 months into living in Brooklyn, effing loving it, working in freelance production on commercials and indie projects and stuff, life is good. EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE NEARLY ENOUGH FRIENDS HERE. Before I moved, I was sort of scene queen in my home city, meaning I had various groups of friends ranging from childhood…

I am guilty of indulging in both trends, but I don't look vulgar doing so (I really, really hope not, and if I'm wrong, it's because my mirror is a liar and my friends are assholes for not telling me). I respect your opinions though! Moving on, I hope these trends will croak: sneakers with the hidden heel, circle…

MULLET-HEM DRESSES. I want to burn them all in a fire.

His company is called "Psycho Entertainment" people.

I can't believe Lil Mama is playing Left Eye. She is certifiably cray-cray (trust me, I am a devout fan of America's Best Dance Crew on MTV) YET I believe this will play to her advantage!

I don't think Don's a psycho. And if he's rotten to his core, it wasn't his fault. It's been explicitly shown that Don loves people, that he cares for his kids, that he isn't entirely misogynistic. Don is a good dude inside, but he is seriously and truly fucked up from the moment he was born. He is a lie wrapped in a…

I'm irked by this apology because she still reeks of insincerity. It just seems so coached and faux-sweet. Right after the arrest happened, I zoned in on (ugh) Kevin Smith's scathing story about why he hates her, and I can't help but think of it watching this.

Does anyone else find Knoxy a dead ringer for Jenna Sauers? No T No Shade, Jenna, you're both gorg.

I am eating potatoes alone as I read this.

Peeled carrots aren't as bad, as say, only single malt whisky. But then again, Queen Elizabeth II is not a giantess witch. As far as I know.

This was just a part time job in college. I worked at a small, newly-opened neighborhood ice cream shop and it was legit run by organized crime. The Owner was just a real piece of shit, sketchy guy. He was an egotistical asshole, always thought he was right (what the fuck did he know about preparing ice cream…