I was going to make tofu, swiss chard, and black rice, but I'm exhausted so we're just having bread with brie and some red wine.

That is serious food for thought, thank you.

I'm usually in the "have fun now" camp, just because withholding for future excitement seems like a kind of The Rules-esque manipulation. My sense is that if you're feeling like your sex life needs to keep escalating and escalating to still be interesting, there's something missing in terms of basic sexual…

Sex Questions!

Wait, are you upset at interracial relationships? Poor dancing? People touching you inappropriately? White people socializing next to you? Let's talk when you figure out what your argument is. You can still completely undermine your argument by whining, that's fine. I just want to know what point exactly you're trying…

It's clear that Don is approaching a low that I didn't even think he was capable of. I insist that he seemed so earnest last season regarding his marriage to Megan. He lectured Pete in the cab about "having it all, don't throw this away, I wasn't happy when I was fucking around" (after leaving a whorehouse unscathed,…

I make myself throw up to cure the spins. If I've been chain smoking (or puffin') while boozing then I'm guaranteed to feel like I'm endlessly swirling down a toilet. I learned that puking AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE will cut the spinning and allow me to sleep. Deal with everything else in the morning (BUT GRAB A SHITLOAD OF…

GIF BONER

Listen, I was Skype/watching with two friends, and they said they saw my jaw drop when that was happening.

How bizarre was Betty's rape "dirty talk?" What are people's thoughts on that??