Gosh, the hypothetical rapist within me has noted that the best way to keep people on your side is to rape people with an unpopular reputation in pop culture. The perfect crime! Because people who are wholly disliked or annoying can't be victims.

Oh my god that Gosling pic is way deep in the uncanny valley — I am disturbed looking at it. Please tell me that's a wax figure of him? It's terrifying!

Maybe it's just the wake-n-bake, but this is one of the LOL-iest articles I've read on Jez in a while. I laughed hard. My favorite was #14, followed by masturbating to the color beige.

Still funny, since it's still a JOKE.

Buddy is out of jail and running for mayor RIGHT NOW. Such a crook and a few local business owners are already (anonymously) saying they are feeling threatened to vote Cianci. My mom grew up in the mob-era in the mob-neighborhood and still loves that man. Fuck.

Ms. Sparkles!! I'm a Providence person, please tell us what the name of this Pizza Place is?!?! Caeserta's? Did you hear about the $3 Dollar Bar on Atwells that got shut down because two ladies went to town fist fighting this summer? I worked a criminally active ice cream shop on the east side... it wasn't mob because…

As long a Salma Hayek possesses that ridiculous body-ody-ody, she could wear a housecoat and slippers and look smoking hot.

I love that you think Seal and Heidi's kid has the same name as you, Madeleine.

She's an incredibly intelligent and talented film/stage actress, don't forget! She's won multiple Tony awards and SAG awards and was nominated for Oscars for her role in "The Help." She's incredibly smart, real and respectable!! Despite being on TV hahaha.

I love her. She is from where I am from. I'm glad she's representing and talking about this.

I hear ya. It's my understanding that the Native American headdress is not something that is meant to be recreated or replicated or distributed, unlike the rosary or the ohm. It's more akin in its offensiveness to a recreating of the image of Muhammed in Islam (not forbidden but considered sacrilegious).

This summer, I got Tinder after an 8 month dry spell and immediately matched with one of the hottest male humans I have ever seen in my life. After a few days of chatting he declared he thought I was gorgeous, wanted to meet and for me to ride his face until I passed out from orgasms. He also is big on marijuana (as…

I just started following Muva on IG. I love her. She is so cool and sooooo insanely gorgeous. She should appear in future-ancient iconography as "Sexy Woman." Wiz is adooooorrrable and their son is simply disgustingly cute. Like the vids she posts of Sebastian should come with cuteness warnings. I am NOT PLEASED by…

Riddle me this: Why are the bridesmaids at the Laguna Beach wedding carrying handbags while walking down the aisle? Black, designer, leather handbags?

I'd rather my kids learn to appreciate boobies than learn to hate.

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I think we all know that I loved him harder.

Sharleen is a goddess. Disney Princess IRL. I love her.

Must alert my mom about CeeLo's departure. Her obsession with Adam will only grow stronger.