Someone needs to suffocate any stereo that plays the song embedded above. It's embarrassing. Girl, you look hot. People like the way you look. But you are acting SO DUMB SO DUMB SO DUMB.

Same. I want it. I think I could fill it out too, if spanx are built in.

Thank you for taking me on that journey with you.

"Head of blond highlights" is SPOT. ON. CORRECT. That is exactly what Keith Urban is.

Great. Now I can't stop looking at pictures of this woman. HOLY MOLY WHY AM I NOT HER.

I agree, and not to knock the ever-amazing writers here, but I know this site will sorely miss Jenna's fashion contributions and criticisms. She was the best of the best in her genre.

It is so wildly hilarious and sad. It's so true. She was really known for her waifish body type when she was doing the teen romance movie thing. And her quasi-sincere-apologetic stance is just...priceless. "Sorry, I was hungry, and I ate stuff, and I don't really feel bad about it." Amazing. It just frames this whole…

I need to know if anyone thinks that licking the sledgehammer is sexy. I know that Miley is probably surrounded by her posse and they're all like "YEAH GIRL, IT'S SO DOPE, LOVES IT" but I need to know if anyone is into this.

Your story is ironic and true. I am in my mid twenties, dating a lovely guy in his early thirties. We met on online and his profile stated he was looking to date girls in their twenties exclusively.

oh my god, this .gif is everything

In my argumentative writing courses, my prof always x-ed "I feel," deeming it as unnecessary and understood.

Like other commenters said, she probably possesses so much calm and love because she has been dealt some serious struggles. But clearly, her heart guides her, and this woman's whole being is dedicated to helping others, to loving the children she cares for. Her empathy made made this possible. There is no doubt that…

un-fucking-believable.

My salty Irish military grandpa taught us to swirl the boiling water a to get some cyclone motion in there before pouring in the egg. It helps bind the whites together so egg gets good and round.

I have to agree with TheLilithWentDownToTennessee on this, Jez has cultivated very specific community guidelines.

My ignorance was my prison! You've set me free! Muchas gracias :D

I DESPERATELY want to join GT and I don't know how to get the invite.... I have a stellar commenting record! Aughh.

I've posted this whiney statement here many times before but with no luck: I am the lonliest Jezzie in all of New York City. At this rate, I think my own depression is preventing me from getting out of the house more. I have tons of friends back home and I miss my expansive former social life. I have zero close…

In the wake of a horrific, ugly breakup, I sought solace by texting/sexting/fucking a friend of mine who was (still is) engaged to a very nice lady, she and I were always friendly and on good terms. It's pretty reprehensible and extremely out of character but I did it with 100% clarity. It was a horrible time of my…

Every time I read about Brenda Song's sexy schoolgirl outfit from that episode of Dads, I want to scream out IT'S NOT A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT IT'S A SAILOR MOON COSTUME.