He is stupidly hot. Women love Macklemore. I want to see it, btw. DICPIX.

While this guy sites the Bible as his source and I have no such grounds, I have a similar multi-cultural, continent-spanning mythology theory about vampires and how they must be rooted in truth because just about every culture has tales about some blood-sucking immortal being.

I like the one where you your butt is touching your boyfriend and you accidentally fart on him but he doesn't say anything because it's 3am and you're pretty sure he's sleeping but he could have heard or felt it and you're still self conscious about farting because you haven't been dating THAT long and HE hasn't even…

I'm visiting my parents this weekend, and I ran to tell my dad this story. I was like OMFG CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? And he said, "You know, the Swiss are assholes." Hysterical.

Now I'm desperately fantasizing about Bridges, Cranston and Colbert legit being best buddies, sending each other stupid photo texts and grabbing beers.

I hear you, but it can't just be lack of drive and hard work. I know many kids who just can't catch a break because school costs so much and there is no guarantee they will find work afterward. Kids I know end up working in restaurants with degrees in kineseology and as nannies with degrees in environmental science.…

I'm also burned up about how hard it is to find an entry level PAID job. Internships are plentiful. I've just turned 25 years old and I am trying to switch careers. OMFG. Is this even possible? I graduated with an excellent college degree with a high GPA, spent two years working full time at a highly competitive…

This is literally the best, most frivolous custom clothing situation ever. Elvish decadence? Check. Award-winning and iconic fantasy costume designer? Check. EXACT detailed custom measurements? Check. FREE AND I GET TO KEEP IT? Win win win win.

SHAZAAM

No suh!!! Thank you! Enjoy the festivities and laugh in a hater's face for me :)

Is it just me, or does Aisha Tyler look totally different than I remember her? I know she's gotten a little older (as we do), but I often see her photo these days and can't place her with the Aisha Tyler I remember who did stand up and guest hosted The Soup.

OH MY GOSH SO AWESOME.

I no longer live in my home state of Rhode Island but I've been inundated with news that TODAY Westboro Baptist Church is in town to picket and protest same sex marriage! I've already seen so many pictures on Instagram and Facebook of counter protestors standing up and ya know, GETTING MARRIED despite the hatred! Wish…

I love Ann if only for her being the hilarious target of Leslie's fawning.

I moved to NYC by myself, not knowing anyone, about a year ago. I ended up in a house with a bunch of college aged dudes. If it hadn't been for them forcing me to watch Parks and Rec for the first time, I don't know how I would have coped with such a harsh transition in my life. Chris Traeger's infinite optimism gave…

I am not happy that the TV gods have to sacrifice my Ann Perkins and Chris Traeger. Parks and Rec will never be the same without them. But don't you ever. EVER. EVER touch my Andy Dwyer.

Exactly. While there's no harm or shame in making a persuasive argument, there's just no good reason to take this one seriously. You can write a lengthy essay comparing or defending anything as long as you outline, pull quotes, source and provide examples. Just make sure you double space and include your MLA…

Dicks in pics dressed as pirates. Say that a few times fast.

This should be Abby and Brittany Hensel's pet.

I had to take the uncircumsized dick out of my mouth to answer this. People, it's simply not true. If you don't have your baby circumsized, teach your boy to stretch it and clean it. Done.