That hair. Is bothering me.

Fun In Theory!

THIS ARTICLE FOR PRESIDENT!

Totally read this as "Alfonso Cuaron had to fight a female lead." Which does indeed sound scary as shit.

This

Holy mother of HELL this needs to happen with Plaza and the actress playing Jane. The rest need to be recast but PLEASE DO THIS.

You shush now. Go watch. You get back to me. I'm 24.

She's the first version of the hyper-stylized, always-looks-on-point, hand crafted and pre packaged pop starlet in her genre. The thing that makes her exceptionally different is that her style is a glamour/gangster girl from the hazy fog of southern California, all expensive vintage and low key old school crooning.…

Aw, I'd take both. I'm a sucker for a nice peen and baby blues.

Clearly, by the response to this comment, you are NOT trashy and are in fact "doing it right."

I wish now more than ever that I could be a dominatrix. I think a dominatrix mayor would be amazing. Crushing opponents faces under her shiny leather stiletto boot. Too bad that's not my bag...

I applaud you sir. I enjoy hearing a nasty story about a lady who likes to get her rocks off and demands you do the same. I loled at the recycled video part. I totally understand your concern, but to me it sounds like she's got a killer exhibition kink and thankfully you indulged her, making your sex probably…

The "slow dance chub" is an all-time favorite.

Dude, YES. Scenario 3 is GOOD. I was trading pics with my current boyfriend after a few weeks, and had it not been for that, I might have deemed him too prudish for me. It was actually adorable, he's a bit older than me and wayyyy not used to that kind of thing, but he was all "okay, if you really want me to... are…

Without being too explicit, summoning a man is when you text them a really graphic message about what you'd do their cock. After that, dick pics a'hoy.

Yes. Here is my platform.

Oh my gosh, yes, thank god I'm not alone here. Here's how it goes for me:

I, for one, love getting dick pics.

I "inherited" my mechanic from my family, of course. My mom and dad have been seeing the guys that fix our cars for like 15 years. They are two guys who own and run a small shop. They are are a grizzled, sweet as sugar gay couple. I adore them so fucking much, they're so blue collar and tattooed while being brilliant…