Dragonfruit is my hangover JAM. I need that stuff. Oh my god, I love it.

Taylor needs to address this shit with her guards. Girl, you moved to a small beach town that thrives in the summer. We are an awesome community. Either come to our fucking parades and enjoy the beach with us, or move. Seriously, dumb.

At the risk of sounding creepy: Jenna, you're just my favorite blogger ever. You have inspired me and made me a fan of your work since you started at Jezebel, and I've always sung your praises. I hope to have a career like yours, and more so, to always write with your honesty, fearlessness and dignity. You have a very…

Are we talking about CRAB RANGOON PIZZA?

Clueless is the single most influential and timeless thing I have in my life. It has been my favorite movie for 19 years. Still!!!!

CUZ I'M KEEPIN IT REAL. CUZ I'M KEEPIN IT REAL.

Joy Behar is all like, "SO WHAT? WHO CARES?"

Oh no, we are just dating, not married. We are in the exploratory phase.

Yas kween!!! WERQ!!

Jenna, whatever the reason, this is one the best Rag Trade roundups you've put out. I love that you featured some exceptional fashion photography, from Willie to the swimwear to kitten shoes to Carmen Dell'Orefice. Extra super points for Cosby sweater news and something so stupid Nick Gruber said that no one could…

My boyfriend says doesn't want to have children and I sort of do... but the reality is, we probably shouldn't have kids. He is really dad-material, practically speaking. He has a pretty good job, he's responsible, caring and a hell of a homemaker. He just thinks he'd rather be child-free and not share his…

Guilty. I LOVE CHRIS PRATT OH MY GAWD.

OH MY GOD I'M SO BUSTED. My Instagram comment is on that screen grab.... I STAND BY MY REMARKS.

Everything about this interview is YES. I so admire that she doesn't want to make apologies for her desire to write this, and in fact is squashing all female apologists in her novel. I think the scandal of it is fantastic. Women auteurs juggle a lot of (unfair) responsibilities/expectations for their works, and I'm so…

I think I wasn't clear with what I meant... I meant the male tabloid editors (and not regular ol' dudes) are the ones who come up with this biting, snarking commentary in the tabloid feature world. I don't mean women don't sling insults at other women for not looking their best, but I mean that I assume the male…

I dunno... I think it's vindictive in the Perez Hilton/Revenge Porn guy way.. belittling women via the male gaze... I totally agree with the mean girl thing, and I'm sure lots of female editors are behind it, but at the same time, it smacks of male-centered criticism. If the world were filled with only females, the…

It totally is sorcery. No one on the internet says it better than this chick.

I absolutely LOVE when they run "stars without their makeup" stories. That's such a male thing to do, run a story about a woman's unmade face and try to make them feel bad about it. First of all, we all leave the house without makeup, looking haggard-as-fuck from time to time slash all the time, and we know how we…

I know it's an award show, and it's mega red carpet/photog fest, but damn, I hate this overly contoured, drawn on brows and way too shimmery makeup on most of these women. It's the Kardashian kabuki, you aren't even looking at a real face. Except for Monae, of course. Give me smoothing, mattefying, highlights and some…

Everyone knows that a 69 year old woman of Hilary's ilk is a comfy clog wearing, chia seed consuming, decades-of-career having, Twitpic LOLing, awesome mother/daughter wine and politics debating woman who appears much younger than her male counterpart. Like, come on people. 69 year old active women are unstoppable. I…