First, your girl is a boss for accumulating that much candy.

You are SO not the only one. My mom bought mind-boggling amounts of Smarties a few years ago for Halloween. Apparently only a few kids turned up that year and she saved the rest of the candy for me. I've been working on those damn things since then. I have a STOCKPILES of Smarties! Yum.

Tamara Ecclestone has a fierce face but horrendous posture. And slack jaw.

Cheers for having a level head and speaking up. Thanks for this.

Millionaire CEO demands: a super fucking fast Wifi connection, down comforters of different warmths, air conditioner set to a cool 64 degrees, music provided by me and only me, shit tons of magazines, a manicurist, HBO on demand on a large screen, mimosas, dank week and a steamroller, clean cotton scented candles, and…

"But she's got glasses...and a ponytail!" She could never be prom queen.

Sarcasm noted, but I wouldn't be so sure. I'm an early 20s product of the middle class and if a colleague said me a motherfucker and that they'd kill me with their bare hands, that'd be a big old issue. And we should respect 77 year old survivors of horrific trauma. That's pretty much a no brainer. I don't think…

God bless Demi Lovato, for real. I'm so glad she's well, speaking for herself and spreading the love.

I have such mixed emotions about going makeup-free. On one hand, I am a fiercely-real women-positive let-go-of-body-shame feminist, thinking the world would certainly improve a bit if society stopped harping on beauty standards and promoting self consciousness. HOWEVER, I am a makeup addict. I live in fear of my…

awesome question!!! indeed, who is his daddy or momma??

Could you please talk about some of the best things about working so closely in scenes with Denis O'Hare? Specifically the Bourbon Street scene! That was my favorite TV moment to date.

All I've taken away from this post is that Emmy Rossum has instagram, and from that I found that the rest of the cast of "Shameless" is also on instagram, which is incredible.

Same, gladly. Let's do this.

Tracie: get it girl witcha Black Honey

1. I cringed when he didn't catch Kristen Bell's sarcasm in the clip. No...shit...Lochte....

Patti Stanger, like 1% of everything you say has value. This is not one of those times.

Thanks for the optimism. Curious, how did you get a foot fetish gig?

1) Yes, of course. But I'm young, and I go to parties a lot, and my point with that is when I DO inevitably meet some sexy stranger, I don't think "omg he's gonna be my husband."

I think at that point I'd have found exactly what I was looking for and would be happy to cut the side job (at which point hoping I'd not miss the cash). But good looking out, I'm with you.

So, big things happening for me, in my mind.