This is just horribly unfair.

Re: Tammie Brown:

He's a true thug.

Magic Mike may be the most fuckable movie of all time.

Yes! Thank you for the promote. Also, keep in mind you can always swoop it over to the other side...corporate environs be damned! :)

Whatever haters. I've had this haircut for the past 3 years. I look dope as hell. It's growing out now (shaved part is close to chin length) and as soon as it gets longer I'm going in for another undercut. I'm an asymmetrical beauty. Deal with it. It looks good.

Earlier today I looked up the definition and etymology of the word "pizzazz" because I felt like, in my delirium state, I doubted it was a real word. Turns out, Diana Vreeland is credited as the inventor of the word circa 1930! She INVENTED the word PIZZAZZ.

Rob Woodall of Georgia or Rob Woodard of Georgia? Both?

Or a heavy lady with a red face wearing Birkenstocks screaming with a sign in her hand.

Granny G will read ya to filth y'all.

I agree. I've been struggling to take a stance on her, the odd unease I feel when I read about her and read how she represents herself. Jezebel takes the really fair stance that she's being appropriately young and rich and badass, which she totally is, without a doubt. She's in the 1% of beauty and stardom and…

Here I am. 23, about to turn 24. Living in a small city in New England. About to leave my job at a very very "cool" retailer that, while seems great on paper, is ultimately a job in which I just sell stuff.

Seeking life advice about moving on/growing up in the comments ...

That sounds like my mom too! I love my mom.

That is pure gold.

I was probably a senior in high school. I was my parents' good girl gone bad. I'd been caught smoking pot before school and sneaking out at night, the usual stuff that makes parents squeal with rage at their 17 year old daughter.

TEAM NEEDLES!! SINCE DAY ONE! YOU'RE MY GHASTLY QUEEN MAMA!

Guess the world is a whole lot worse for people like me creeping around.

Way to make it about rape for no reason. I guess I'm a psycho! Thanks for your opinion.

I'm morbid and evil and jealous so this woman is my hero. It's really fucked up that this happened in real life, but as a story, it's just awesome.