...I love it.

They're called spankies. I'm sure that makes this crowd feel good.

I had a heated conversation with my boyfriend about the Jesus-Jesus Christ parallel I believed was being presented (resurrection in the form of drawing ghosts from Lafayette, healing, sacrifice). He think it's too literal and with that, they would have made him a carpenter or a construction worker at least. Anyway, I…

I'm totally buggin' out thinking about what this could mean for our beloved Terry.

Jesus died = I died.

Kat Von D has been wearing wigs forever. I've always had a knack for spotting wigs (no scalp is showing in the part, hairline is unnaturally perfect) and since working with a wig master on movie wigs, I can tell you this isn't news. If you watch her show she sometimes has different hair like three times in one…

Not only did I love the show, my Dad loved it too, and he bought me the Dirt hair product Jonathan invented. It was not good though. Anyway, I loved his bullshit. "Accuracy is speed."

She's our Harajuku girl! But sloppier and sillier and rounder. She's mad cute bro.

Nancy Oak. Sounds like a elementary school librarian.

I work in personal technology at a high-end consumer based tech brand.

Well, I know gender-specific products enforce inequality and stereotypes to some extent. But in the case of better-fitting, decorative accessories like earphones, this product might actually suit a demographic. Some ladies will buy these for their kids, their friends, themselves. Some ladies might appreciate this…

I agree, but don't go and pin it all on Jezebel. This author's signature style is all snark and run-on sentences (sorry MoGlo, but it's true).

I am from the Britney generation. I've hated her, liked her, resented her, bashed her. She overwhelmed my preteen and teenage existence. She influenced me and everyone I know, good bad and otherwise.

I believe you mean privileged.

congrats darling! i'm jealous of your motivation. i'm the girl that goes to bar and sips the beer thinking "i wish i could finally start/finish that project..."

I read this to my boyfriend, outraged, at breakfast when it ran in the paper. Amy scolds her for sharing details about her marriage with her friend? HEAVEN FORBID? How else are marrieds supposed to cope? Late 20's abortion unmarried hooch?!

I'm a recently turned 23 year old female with naturally silver-streaked bangs who never gets carded at bars. This will be charming for one more year, I think. Btw, this story is bananas.

I feel like it's been years and years I've been looking up Louis C.K. and now he's fully materialized as (what is so obvious) the BEST comedian of the past few years. I have to watch him in everything he does!!

I agree and all, but for what it's worth, that was in the early 80s. Seriously, maybe we can't forgive what people have done in their pasts but life goes on, and some people change for the better. For example, Ice T is now my favorite cop on the beat. HOLLER.

I think her tarantulas are super gross. And she was a mega babe before she filled/hacked her face. Now she looks like her wax sculpture. Kim Kardashian's Face: The Consequences of Glamour.