Glenn. Stay the hell out of Israel. I know some real tough Jews there who would mow you down. And they're like, 16 years old.

In this photo, she looks like one of the moms from my neighborhood.

It's posts like this that make me so incredibly happy with my pussy-worshipping, orally gifted, feminist, nymphomaniacal boyfriend. He likes it so much it's almost perverted, and then I guess it is perverted, but it's so loving and special. He's almost more happy to do it than I am to receive it.

That woman is gorgeous!! Truly. And he's damn cute too.

cuz she's a dime, top of the line.

ooof i'm tellin' ya'll, i wanted to poke fun at this. i watched the trailer. now i'm all teary.

If I were Leighton Meester's manager I'd already have her clone sitting in my office before she ran out of breath.

Solange is a FINE looking woman. Love that outfit. She gives me such hope of being a gorgeous and cool hot momma.

Why is this being reposted? Victoria Beckham already has children. Why even entertain this nonsense? This isn't even fun fluffy crap. This is just crap.

I'm from Rhode Island. Google "Newport." Read about it for 3 seconds, learn about how the Kennedy's owned mansions on the cliffs there and tell me that anyone from Newport isn't filthy rich (or from the housing project, I'll admit that). Actually, don't tell me because I already know. $$$$.

That's a truly disturbing story. And that's why I NEED to participate in this Slutwalk!!! Tell your friend that I love her, and you too, for being able to help her.

Am I really looking at a horse with platform strappy heels, a handbag and tits?

If I could be responsible for a song like "Girl's Just Want to Have Fun" I would die happy and proud. She is an amazing woman.

My mom is an educational researcher with an EdD and a university fellowship that takes her across the country, figuring out why some school systems struggle to succeed, from the children all the way to the superintendents. She has spent her life trying to understand and explore and share what helps children learn.

She came into my place of employment (retail store) a few months back. I came out of the break room and headed to the sales floor and someone said "Hey, Christina Hendricks is over there." I was like, "STFU." And there she was with her husband, all demure and smiling and normal and gorgeous. Buying some stuff. I work…

@shaken.not.stirred: Hella ignorant. My proportions are bananas. So are lots of women's. And I can't find a shirt that fits. And sometimes I'm too busy to custom tailor all of my cheap-ass belongings. Hooray for "the shirt!"

It's incredible that I had to watch an entire documentary about Joan Rivers to find her endearing, fascinating, brilliant, hilarious and admirable. 3 minute TV guest spots and a horrific Comedy Central roast do her no justice. AT ALL. But at least I understand now why she participates in this stuff.

to quote rachel zoe:

Isn't that lovely dead broad next to Kanye Kayla from last cycle's ANTM?

@lemonsquares: lolz i get it