Fun fact: Bill Murray once took my wife to an IHOP... I'm not sure what it all means, but it's really inspirational. He gave me a different speech. Something about "she's your problem now"...or "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Gregor and I have something in common. My dad walked in on me the first time I ever masturb...ummmm...wow...I almost told a horribly embarrassing story about myself that had nothing to do with this awesome story. I also learned a lot about myself. Carry on, everyone! Great job today!

I understand the struggles of controlling one's bitch. I once asked for the wifey to bring back Almond Boneless Chicken, and she brings back Broccoli Chicken. It is my favorite, and was delicious, AND they were out of Almond Boneless Chicken...but damn, woman! So I nailed her sister. Later I find out I did ask for…

That was one messed up Olympics...It hurt my feels.

Finally, we have something in common!

At least they have the right tool for the job then...

Bobby, apparently you have yet to "keep it realz." I highly suggest you do so...unless that was you "keeping it realz." If that is the case; Jolly good burn guv'nah. I tip my tiny cap to you.

I also am not the one.

My gut reaction to your reply was to scoot my @$$ on the ground like a dog. I wonder why that is...