Seconding Multnomah. A little pretentious, but they've got ALL the whiskey.

I think Ultimate Frisbee players (and their sport) would be less reviled if it was called anything else. Spinsprinting. Disc rugby. Frisbee football. I know it’s a dope game, but every time I hear someone call it “Ultimate,” I cringe.

This is sublime. You are an artiste of highest renown.

This is perfect. This rivalry is the dorkiest thing ever and evokes Among the Thugs, which is gospel, a full zero percent.

Bro.

Said dope bird fact has led to some interesting and possibly helpful to human football men’s brains experimental concepts:

Joc was talking post-game about how it’s hard to play defense behind Kershaw because he’s always authentically surprised when dudes get a hit. Professional dudes. Who hit for a living. And Kershaw is chewing to them to goddamn pieces. Jesus.

That makes sense. The SUPER obvious subtext of like 90% of what Barry writes is “I’m a total melonfucker.” He’s clearly been dying to get it out there.

There’s the cold-eyed cynicism I came here for. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

It’s a close, necessary 2nd.

Run backwards through a field of dicks, then talk to me about hard work, ok, Dad?

Sweet potato fries and a strawberry soda or else get bent.

His calls should come with trigger warnings. (For those of us with a history of hearing sounds with our ears, anyway.)

The Coolidge Effect is strong with this one. (I'm speculating, sure, but 150 minutes? Yeesh.)

This made my day. Awesome.

Altuve is dope as fuck and I hope many people name their sons after him.

I saw him hit one out at Chavez Ravine earlier this season. It’s such a stupid cliche, but the bat crack just sounds different when he makes contact. Freak of nature.

An earthquake isn’t particularly Darwinian, given a one-time massive disaster can hardly be expected to stimulate Rob’s-long evolutionary changes. The central metaphor of your screed is flawed. Unless you’re just a mean guy and you wish the “other” literal ills?

Jumbo shrimp.

O’ ALLLLLL the fortnights forevermore.