Stop saying “shitpost” it’s weird.

Kobe is almost always 20% of the total number of Lakers on the court.

Luke Walton doesn’t deserve all that, man. He was a good passer. Take him out and add Kwame Brown, and we’re talking.

Don’t you mean this shite would sit on?

Dolly’s quartet of crotch-loop beads is the realest look ever.

His Jesus-fish tattoo isn’t what makes LaRoche laughable. Christians aren’t a persecuted minority.

The third clause of your comment seems unlikely, given the native state of the intellect you're displaying here. It lends credence to those who doubt you have anything of worth to add.

William Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.

That's nice.

Get fucked, nerd.

+1 Brownback

The Kansas metaphors are exhausting. Also, Fort Scott, where this knuckle-dragger is from, is, even by Kansas standards, a backwoods shithole filled with ignorant hillfolk ozark rednecks. All that “noble Midwesterner/straight as a Kansas highway” blather ignores the fact that Southeast Kansas might as well be Mobile.

Jeff Francoeur can't read.

Jeff Francoeur can't read.

Jeff Francouer can't read.

There’s this “Mamba” character just dying to join the shitlist, is what I hear.

Well. That was . . . unexpectedly on point? And well-said? I guess I like Sean Payton a little now? Affirmative to all of that? Yeah? Have I lapsed into seemingly endless use of hypophora as a response? Looks that way?

Haw hawt hawt hawt!

You've forced me into sharing an opinion with Draper, jerk. I hope you're happy.

Wichita Über Alles.