Wouldn’t that make it so only Steph could reasonably shoot 3's?

When did you last 69?

Shut up, Samer. This is bad content.

Stop stealing my schtick, Wilbur.

Fellow subjects, bow down! Our porcine overlord has just entered and flopped his knee-bucklingly enormous, corkscrew-shaped boar cock on the table, so that we might properly venerate him! And to complete his display of hognificent genital/rhetorical dominance, he made reference to a meme from a decade ago! While…

You mean you’re NOT the kind of insecure, condescending fuckhead who would cite a Wikipedia entry as proof of the nobility of your magnanimous attempt to enlighten someone who has hurt your feelings as to why you’re a superior breed of swine? I’ve had you all wrong, pal. You’re a prince. A prince who should be…

Nobody wonders why you’ve been condescending. It’s because you’re clearly an insecure asshole who got called on your bullshit and cried about it. Also, is Kinja a cesspool, or is it a measure of how meritoriously witty you are? You don’t get to argue both, fuckstick. Die in a pork-processing plant fire.

I bet you’re fun at parties. And while I’ll wear it entirely (and have previously in this woebegone comments thread) that I missed the gold gloves bit, your high-handed response was priggish and unfunny. You’ve only doubled down on that tone since. So go fuck yourself. YOU are kinja at its finest, asshole.

Seacacus and all its occupants should fall into the Atlantic. Fuck you and fuck your patronizing tone. You're clearly an asshole, that makes me justifiably feel like you should be fed into an industrial-grade pork mincer.

Let’s be real, you’re right. But let’s be real, people who say “Let’s be real" on an Internet comment board should be fed to swine in small pieces. ;-)

Fair enough.

Eats shoots and leaves.

You do it, then.

Craggs writes reasonably well. One dead-perfect sentence per paragraph is an acceptable ratio, I guess.

You are butt.

Fuck St. Louis forever. Right in the fried ravioli.

Actually, well, actually, actually actually actually actually actually actually.

Someone send me a Mozgov hat please. Hat make NeilPatrickFrancoHarrisonBergeron strongest NeilPatrickFrancoHarrisonBergeron possible.

I live in LA. I am (sort of) a Chiefs fan. I would rather fly from Burbank to KC to watch a game than hazard the 405 on a busy weekend.

“YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT!”