Wait, what?

Ask him for editing help.

Ahem, suck my taint. Ahem.

Amen. Ain't nobody going to fucking Carson on a Sunday unless he or she is mildly deranged. So . . . NFL fans, I guess.

If you close one eye while you read it, Talib’s comment actually seems pretty measured.

A pretty girl?

In English, sometimes words matter, you cretin.

I hope you stub your toe and never comment again, egghead dork nerd overanalyzer. This is terrible. You are terrible. I hope a warrior athlete steals your mail.

How's Oberlin?

Dad?

Rape.

Nobody likes hockey.

Royals.

Cycling? This is a sports website.

Where’s Frank’s ring, though?

Ok.

http://shop.bentonscountryham.com

You are a soulless monster.

How's Oberlin?

That’s a deep cut from the Mike Judge archives. I laughed a lot.