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Eat it, Dad.

“Sometimes they are dark blue.”

What did you expect, when you only paid $xxx,xxx?

Biography of Yul Brynner. No idea why. Woke up, picked up my Kindle and thought “Huh. Drunk me enjoys Yul Brynner, evidently.”

Baseball players sans bonnets look weird.

Bro, do you even (get) lift(ed into the air by an NFL scrub after foolishly admonishing him)?

Oh mercy goodness me is this ever well struck.

This is perfect

#thankyouforrhegoldstaritmeansalot

The snowflake still writes from his or her special world regarding pop culture things.

You’re such a special snowflake.

Eat it, dad.

You can do that old trick. But not well.

You will be something hipster and overpriced.

You need a better quality of alcohol from a respected proprietor.

You look like a grey blob on the page.

Nothing is wrong with unionized labor. Everything is wrong with America. Get woke stay woke.

Bad Bart!

I thought that chin was judging me for my highly inappropriate exuberance and general enjoyment of things.