Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

A sitting United States senator being tackled by his neighbor and breaking a bunch of ribs in a dispute over yard waste somehow doesn’t even crack the Top 100 Craziest Things list in the past year.

No way that Rand Paul could’ve gotten into Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

LOL “tit”

[Lakers sue Kevin Durant for stealing their 2014-18 marketing slogan]

Ice Fishing is the “Drinking Rubbing Alcohol” stage of fishing junkies trying to get their fix.

Jesus...it seems to be getting worse! He should take the rest of the year off and just go sit on a beach somewhere without a basketball anywhere within a hundred miles for a few months, then come back in August.

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

NO ONE CARES!

“Camaro”

This is a reasonable position, actually.

Bulls fan here: ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. He has easily taken post-Decision-Lebron’s crown as most hateable NBA player in the league.

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

Yup, my red flag shot up too.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Maybe it’s just because this has been such an absolute shitshow of a year, but something tells me that there’s a bigger reason behind his leaving and that coming out first with admission of substance addiction will lay the groundwork for a future excuse when past behavior gets brought up.

Woah! Settle down, Beavis

Always unicorn truthers.

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.