I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

I saw Toxic Fever open for the Ramones in ‘79. They were okay.

Jesus, that was a NASTY spill.

There’s a warning in the headline!

Jesus Christ, can we get a warning or something?

That is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

When it comes to chugging beer thrown at/to you from the crowd, nothing will ever, EVER top this.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

There’s always highlight truthers

Breeland better watch out - Snyder strikes me as someone who’d make a coat out of those puppies