People need to get over this idea that going to or teaching at a place like Harvard means you’re a great all around person. I’ve known several people that went there, and their common personality trait was that they were extremely self-absorbed. This worked in their favor in that they were able to single-mindedly…

Last summer, we let the Amazon deliveryguy have some water AND use the washroom when he came into the office to drop off some Prime orders for the Management team. It’s really not hard Mr. Bezos.

I pity your editor.

Thought I read not too long ago that Bezos could give every Amazon employee something like $100k and still have like ninetyish billion left. Are the ideas reeeeally that hard to come by, Jeff?

Being a Mumford and Sons fan has always been a red flag on a date - I figured it indicated a dull and easily led personality rather than latent fascism but then I suppose it’s dull and easily led people who vote fascists into power ;)

I love a good mullet, but that Klute wannabe cut Miley is sporting is a no.

I take great joy that a bunch of right-wing knuckledraggers now performatively have to listen to Ariel Pink and Mumford & Sons back to back. Can we vote on who’s the next truly awful band that we secretly hope has a touch of the fash in ‘em so we can “cancel” them and get all the people whose moms dress them like Ben…

Pretty fucking rich to blame Harry and Megan for the failure of the royals to reckon with a pedophile in their midst.  Also, pretty fucking rich to insinuate, with absolutely zero evidence, that Harry is hiding something.  I mean, it actually ends up being pretty easy to avoid fucking children, no matter how wild your…

I couldn’t livestream whatever was going on in the Senate on my AppleTV yesterday morning so I watched a bunch of episodes of Kourtney and Kim take Miami. It was like when Kim and Kanye had first started dating, before he gave her a makeover.

Which will never happen as long as Harry and Meghan draw this shit out instead of retiring to live the “private life” they allegedly desire.

This story reminds me of when GWB met a woman who had three jobs and was struggling.

As a not-rich lady, I owned a (small) house. While dating, it was VERY difficult to find a single guy that owned his house. Eventually I realized it wasn’t too much to ask to date a guy that had his shit together at least as much as I did.

I am by no means a prude but I have to tell you, seeing images of someone licking another person’s face makes me throw up in my mouth a little. It’s worse if it’s broad, flat tongue. Pointy tongue is bad enough but JESUS ON A CRACKER SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. 

I went to a Mormon wedding once. The collective age of the bride and groom was fewer than 40 years.

I have seen and felt Suitsupply’s apparel and I can tell you that once you’re in contact with that low-grade fabric and stiff construction, you do want to tear it off your body as quickly as possible. So, maybe?

Her race was definitely part of it, but let’s not discount the “commoner” element as well. An American actress? She might as well have been a rat that found its way in. And while I hate petty dictator bosses, the timing of this little investigation is suspect enough that I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt anyway.

Thing is though, they are working for British royalty. That’s not a place anyone would expect to be a pleasant environment. Are they seriously saying that an American actress was worse to work for than a literal pedophile and the people who likely orchestrated Diana’s murder? Something tells me the “abuse” was having…

I’d like to see that “Dignity at Work” policy applied to the poor person who had to repair the gate Andrew rammed with an SUV because it wouldn’t open and he refused to drive around to the other side to the one that was open or the unlucky person who has to iron Prince Phillip’s shoelaces or the Queen’s maid who made…

Fuck that entire toxic institution. It’s 2021. It’s long past time to get rid of an institution that gives an enormous amount of power, privilege and wealth to people purely because of an accident of birth.