DERIVATIVE OF WHAT? He is a genre unto himself.

Quit pretending that your opinion isn't 101% based on assumptions you've made about his personal life.

keep crusading against people who haven't been convicted of a crime. that's a great use of your time. definitely adds to women's credibility when they genuinely believe that gossip-mongering is a valid means to handle a negative situation. rather than, like, calling a cop when someone violates you.

He isn't a sex offender.

moisturizer.

rumors don't matter.

maybe there's a reason why he's being written about on the internet and you're just here commenting.

it's horrifying how easy it is to trick women into hating someone who's never been convicted of anything.

it's horrifying that women think a public smear campaign via schlocky blogs is a reasonable alternative to actually pursuing proper avenues to convict someone of legitimate crimes.

and it's laughable that you think…

why are you hating on people who are transracial?

there is exactly zero evidence that he is a pedophile.

but of course your ladybrain thinks it's reasonable that he's the only pedophile on earth to have molested one single person on one single occasion.

Woody Allen isn't a pedophile.

Well, I respect this opinion but do disagree.

your burner handle should read: cunt

objectivity is the difference between criticism and a simple review.

reasoning with jezebel commenters is like arguing with pigeons. there really is no way to engage you intellectually.

because this drivel shows up on gawker and deadspin

his long-term partner was in a long-term relationship with a man who was the EXACT same age difference as Allen & Soon-Yi. -that's a fact.

but also, it's none of anyone's business.

Woody Allen's worst movie is far beyond the quality of anything you could produce.

Of course women of Jezebel like this review.

that looks like a dude with long hair

that's sad