People who have never had a seasoned tuna or chicken salad sandwich (the latter with appropriate accoutrement), may as well be the antichrist.

So I tracked down the actual complaint and Unilever is suing for false advertising under the Lantham Act, alleging that Just Mayo is not, in fact, mayonnaise. And according to the complaint, the FDA does define mayonnaise as containing an "egg-yolk containing ingredient." Which of course, Just Mayo does not.

I don't trust people who say that they don't like mayonnaise. It's like saying, "I don't like weekends" or "I don't like fun."

I want all her coats. And hats

She looks amazing, and I want those shoes. Also that fascinator. And that coat. Oh, just send over the whole wardrobe, why not.

And the Applebee's is only twenty minutes away!

I think it's pretty specific to this generation, due to the, ahem, controversial role CPB played in that whole mess.

I just make up words. I find it intriguens my day-to-day conversating.

Yeah, I worked somewhere with a non-compete. I signed. Everyone said it wasn't enforceable in California. The trouble is, you have to sue to prove it's unenforceable, and chances are, the company you are suing has better lawyers. And they've probably done this before.

And that's probably true, but you never know how a dog is going to react when you remove it from it's owner and put it in a strange location. It's a stressful thing for anyone, and for a dog there's no grief counseling or support hotline. Even a minimal risk, to me, is too high. I know that's not for everyone, but…

I wonder if he wrote one everytime he jacked off into a tissue as well...

Horrible Christian-oid horseshit - wrong fucking audience for this. THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD. You will not "meet" your BLASTOCYST AGAIN "someday." IT WILL NOT HAPPEN. Wake the FUCK UP.

Goose is great too. We should really eat more geese. They are the true pinnacle of Avian Assholes.

Ms. Escobedo Shepherd, like many of the commenters, has no answer to that question.

Having been convicted in a criminal action, paid the penalty formally, socially and professionally, and apologised, what more do we actually want from this person? His death, metaphorically or otherwise? In my opinion, he's an idiot, a spiteful moron for doing what he did, one would need to be, but I'm not comfortable…

She has a special mud room for that.

I want this shawarma wrap so bad. We don't have shawarma like this where I live... I miss it. Dammit Uber.

So, I didn't realize thigh gap was a thing that men aspired to. I thought it was more of an unattainable thing for women.

This is largely an issue relating to black people. If you can't see that, I can't help you.