you're viewing the world through McDonald's-colored glasses

she is though

don't get her SHIT. you CAN NOT throw a bridal shower and invite people who aren't invited to the wedding. NEVER NEVER NEVER. fuck that cousin hard.

your grandmother is right.

your generation LOVES the "getting gifts" portion of social conventions but hates the burden of actually having to be a gracious host.

i love everything about you

it's almost as delicious as bread.

i just can't take it when i'm eating meat on a sandwich and i bite into a seed or nut or other hard thing in the bread. it's unnerving to find an unexpected crunch when eating meat. cheese is the same. so i'll eat some seedy bread with PB or just toasted but for sandwiches it has to be an even texture, whether it…

i just meant in general, not specifically for grilled cheese.

my grandmother's homemade bread is white and it is incredible times ten.

i also hate the bread retainer from bad white

so like a baguette or other crusty loaf is not your thing?

still incorrect! white breads make the most delicious grilled cheese. i don't like li'l nuts and seeds and shite when i'm enjoying cheese.

Also, a hand-held camera can weigh up to 50 lbs I believe? Picking up 50 pounds is one thing. Walking around with it on your shoulder for an hour at a time is quite another.

grilled cheese on wheat is a cardinal sin. BLASPHEMY!

no bro, people purposefully take up two spaces so they can pull forward when their buddy shows up. this happens in central LA too. there are people who own an extra $400 beater that exists solely to save themselves a space. (like when the curb between driveways perfectly fits 2 cars)

i have no pity for these assholes.

sure.

Big is my #2. ;)

car sex is better performed in the front seat. you lean it ALL the way back then go at it. more room than a back seat.

everyone should be against that

also, Beaujolais Nouveau is not a name brand. but i do like that the word Beaujolais has every vowel.

please. team aidan ALL DAY.

unfortunately for you, men do care about women's looks and choose accordingly.