I know! Once I heard about that poor hiker getting eaten by a bear, I decided that I would never hike again. It’s just too brutal!

+7.5

Yes! As a UVA grad, I’m pleased — this should be a mild improvement from having no head coach at all.

It is almost as if they were enjoying the sporting event they were attending.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

Section 101 is field level, isn’t it? I would have expected her to be up in the nose bleeds.

500 days of Narcing > 500 days of Kristin

I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

I havent seen such a self-inflincting final play of the game since Bobby Boucher intentionally gave the ball to a linebacker so he could dropkick him in response to disrespecting his mama.

Yeah, I think that’s the bottom line. That Utley crossed the line is one thing. But then the umpires didn’t even enforce the game’s rules.

House, Johnny Boy, Fitzy, and Sully from Dorchester

That my friend is the 50’s, the time all old people want this country to go back to.

Holy shit, the game was unbearable from start to finish.

beee-dooo-beep! I’m sorry, the number you are dialing has been disconnected in the detroit area. please hang up and try again.... ☎️ 🏈 🔚

“...the Seahawks are to getting calls what the Patriots are to cheating.”

I bet Danny Woodhead or Peyton Hillis would have no problems getting enough carries in Chip Kelly’s offense. Just saying.

This is dumb and makes absolutely no sense.

Huh? I need mathematical support to claim that a 4th-and-5 from the 31-yard line during live play that won’t result in a score but just extend the drive is different than going for two from the two-yard line on a play where the only other option is to go for one with a 27-yard PAT is very different?

Don’t forget random cog in Seattle defense Byron Maxwell, who got $63 million to watch the game from on the field. It’s like he’s in a fantasy camp.